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2023-06-03演讲稿

大学幽默英语演讲稿(通用3篇)

大学幽默英语演讲稿 篇1

  Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.” “Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.

大学幽默英语演讲稿 篇2

  Love Your Mother

  Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

  "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

  "I don't understand," he said.

  His Mom just hugged him and said,

  "And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

  Later the little boy asked his father,

  "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

  "All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

  The little boy grew up and became a man,

  still wondering why women cry.

  Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

  GOD answered......

  "When I made woman,

  I decided she had to be special.

  I made her shoulders

  strong enough to carry

  the weight of the world, yet,

  made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

  I gave her the inner strength

  to endure childbirth

  and the rejection

  that many times will come

  even from her own children.

  I gave her a hardness

  that allows her

  to keep going and take care

  of her family and friends,

  even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without

  complaining....

  I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly....

  She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

  I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

  and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

  I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

  For all of this hard work,

  I also gave her a tear to shed.

  It is hers to use

  whenever needed and

  it is her only weakness....

  When you see her cry,

  tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though

  she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.

  She is special!

  Please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,

  sisters, and special women in their lives.

  But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.

  Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.

  Love your Mother Always

  and keep her Smiling

大学幽默英语演讲稿 篇3

  One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.

  There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.

  Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading.

  Reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. It’s worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books.

  book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without other’s transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.

  Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. As we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. We can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. I love book from my heart, form book I know how to communicate with others, and I learn my homeland is the place I love best, and also I know my parents are the very individuals who I love through my life. What about the television? Television, sometimes, show violence, sex, drugs beyond our choice.

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